Well, everyone, the contest is now closed! We’ve received an overwhelming amount of submissions, and we thank you all for them. We’ll start the judging ASAP, and we’ll have the winners in a couple weeks. Until then, to keep you entertained, I’ll continue posting the entries until we reveal the winners. Here’s a new one to enjoy:

I have to ask…does size truly matter? —Worried in WI

My gut response Worried is to tell you NO, size doesn’t matter, but I think a more accurate answer is, it DEPENDS. �To some people size really does matter. �Take my friend for example: she’s all about guys who are well hung. �Of course I have another friend who swears that she’s only comfortable with gentlemen who have rather small endowments. �So it depends. �One explanation for this discrepancy is vaginas (and assholes), just like penises, come in different shapes and sizes. �So what feels like the “perfect” size to one person, just might be a “bad fit” for another.

Personally, I don’t think size matters. �It matters more how you handle your machinery, rather than whether or not you got the supersized model. �Plus it can be way more work to have sex with someone who is on the large size of things. �You may get sore more quickly, it’s harder to fit in your mouth (pun was intended), you get the gist.

And for the worried fellas out there - so your family jewels aren’t all that- make up for it in other ways. �If your partner wants something bigger, use a toy, or your fingers, or your whole hand. �There are lots of ways to leave your partner satisfied. �So relax, be creative, and enjoy yourself.