Opinion
Happy Valentine’s Day
By Skye McAllister
Monday, February 14, 2005 12:00 a.m.
Updated Friday, January 12, 2007 3:29:02 p.m.
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2 older comments




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I dare you to refrain from drawing the president for a week. Just see if you can do it.
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Push, push, in the Bush (repeat for 30 minutes)
Boring, but that’s the only song this Bozo knows.