In response to "Safety dependent on students, too" by Ben White:

It’s wolves on drunk sheep in this town.

In response to "Say 'hola,' 'privet' to language future" by Carla Dogan:

You wouldn’t believe how many chicas I picked up on study abroad by singing Shakira to them in Spanish

In response to "Abortion bill has little sense, point" by Adam Lichtenheld:

And then when the babies are born and need health care, the same Republicans will respond with a “go fuck yourself, you should have stayed a fetus."

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

In response to "Obama: Visionary, not fraudulent" by Ami ElShareif:

Andy Gordon and Mike Verveer sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes the Alcohol Density Ban, then comes Obama, then comes one motha holla’ …

In response to "Barack Obama: Presidential special interest whore" by Kyle Szarzynski:

Could someone inform Mr. Szarzynski that 100 percent of the presidential candidates are a similar brand of whore? Yes, in America, we have a choice between two “different” parties who manage to never change a thing.