86 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.
86. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 8:19am:
SO to Wisconsin, where somehow no matter which direction you walk in, it seems to blow right in your face...that's what she said.
85. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 8:01am:
ASO to the tidal wave that occurs when your poop hits the toilet water actually being large enough to splash back on your ass. Why has someone not engineered a toilet bowl to prevent this?<=====It can't be done. Our Chem engineering class raised this question and we calculated that your ass has to be three feet above the water in a really narrow bowl. Three feet is too high for some people to get onto and for some to piss into.
84. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:37am:
ASO to 3,000 word papers that need to have 40 references. yes, that means you anthro/neuro/psych/zoo 619.
83. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 3:36am:
so to the fabulous shoveling job of the sidewalks on campus. now we are blessed with the pleasure of ice skating to class every day.
82. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:53am:
SO the the video of the little girl speaking french. I have now lost an hour of my day listening to stories about crocodiles and hippos going amiss and I have a strange urge to learn french.
81. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:36am:
SO to a friend of mine back home who's phone number shows up on a credit card receipt of a specific sex toy company. 'I'm just a 20 year old college student. No rings here. I'm sorry the two inches was wishful thinking. But hey, look at the bright said, you've provided a good laugh for the evening. I'm going to go watch Hancock now. Bye.'
80. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:33am:
SO to the Men In Black. You keep these streets so safe.......
79. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:16am:
ASO to having to pee an extra amount as you try to unzip your pants with shaky hands...SO to the feeling of release when the task is accomplished
78. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:15am:
SO to the the guys who work at brothers...you guys consistantly make my life better one way or another...luv ya.
77. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:15am:
SO to the girl from work who's name sounds like a princess from Enchanted...if I didn't have a girlfriend I would totally make a move
76. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:10am:
SO to drinking flavored sugar water out of a plastic bottle shaped like a grenade, we called em bombers when I was a kid.
75. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:09am:
SO to the amusing insults that run through my mind every time I see a pair of uggs. ASO to me not having winter boots, having to borrow a pair or minetonkas that look exactly like uggs, and walking around all day knowing that people just like me were enthusiastically throwing silent insults my way (for which I cannot blame them).
74. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 2:00am:
SO to election class every Tuesday and Thursday. Ken Goldstein, you are beautiful and I think I love you.
73. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 1:55am:
SO to the driver of the 81 with a pic in your hair. How u doin? ;)
72. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 1:17am:
ASO to surf the channel.. along with the SO page, i spend way too much time there when i should be starting to study for finals.. why are you sooo convenient and distracting?!?!
71. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 12:43am:
SO to tray sledding at midnight outside Liz. The exhilarating rush I get from zooming down your slopes on my lunch tray is so worth the horrible pain in my tailbone. Also, SO to the guys who brought the bright orange kayak... where you got it, I'd rather not ask.
70. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 12:21am:
SO to the homeless guy who approached me not to ask for money, but simply to tell me that he hadn't had a solid shit in two months. ASO to me for having nothing better to say than "yeah me too..."
69. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 12:17am:
ASO to falling for a guy because I liked his poetic and grammatically correct craigslist listing and seriously considering emailing him. This is what my love life has come to. Next thing I know, I'll have a profile on eHarmony at the ripe old age of 19.
68. Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008 @ 12:11am:
SO to the girl in the bright purple coat, grey hat , i see you walking up towards van hise everday and i just wanted to say..you are soo damn hot.
67. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:55pm:
SO to my roommate who was accidentally talking to herself on AIM. Pretty sure you and your boyfriend aren't that much in sync...
66. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:39pm:
SO to Sufjan Stevens' Christmas albums. So good.
65. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:37pm:
SO to the kid in my o chem class who got 3% on our second exam. Thanks for saving my grade. Can I buy you a drink??
64. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:24pm:
SO to just wanted an attractive boy to sit next when i study at the library. Nothing has to happen, I just want something nice to look at. ASO to not having one.
63. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:17pm:
SO to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer on CBS. DSO to me for hearing "The abominable snow monster hates everything Christmas" and responding, "He must be Jewish"
62. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:16pm:
ASO to charter. You dirty smelly CU**. Your lack of efficiency has prevented me from 1. submitting my homework, 2. my daily facebook feed creep and has left me to walk to smith dorms to scam the resnet and feel really creepy waiting in the between to doors having the resident judge me thinking im going to hit them over the head with a bottle and rob them of their freshmen things
61. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 11:01pm:
So to my dream last night where I wrestled my Philosophy professor for a ring that controlled people's thoughts.I finally nabbed it from him when he gave me a riddle where I solved it by using a truth-table. Dreams, the only place where a truth-table actually solves a problem.
60. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 10:57pm:
Shout out to Willy Street Co-Op. I'm sorry I said plastic instead of paper. I didn't realize what I was saying before I said it. I'm sorry, I hope you forgive me. I didn't mean guys.
59. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 10:46pm:
SO to my friend who finally achieved the big "O"... Congrats on being a woman!!! XOXOXO
58. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 10:40pm:
SO to one Harold Scheub, your overwhelming enthusiasm for crazy complex african stories and bitchin' comb-over make me want to......ugh rumple stiltzkin' p.s. stop taking attendance for a class of 300, friends are refusing to sign in for me now.
57. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 10:20pm:
SO to whoever described their 'sixth' roommate ... like a dog.
56. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 10:16pm:
SO to whoever took the time out of his/her day to make the mini snowman on the ledge outside of Van Vleck...really brightened my day after a not-so-hot math quiz :)
55. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 9:52pm:
SO to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show...thanks for representing us B cups well, Adriana! ...after watching it, I hear the SERF calling my name...
54. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 9:50pm:
SO to the guy walking around with a dispenser of free hot chocolate Wednesday morning. You made my walk in the snow that much more enjoyable and my body just a little warmer.
53. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 9:35pm:
SO to the girl wearing square red glasses that I passed this morning on Ag hall mall. You're cute! Next week same time same place? Let's stop and chat. -Green Bucks hat
52. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 9:28pm:
SO to the bell-ringer singing carols outside of Walgreens today. You are the Christmas spirit!
51. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 9:27pm:
SO to the girl talking about her bangs right now behind me in Wendt. We can all see that you did a horrible job cutting them. No need to speak the obvious. Go spend $5 on a trim next time so we can all study in peace.
50. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 9:10pm:
ASO to the couple in History 460 who cuddled for the entire hour and 15 minutes. It's ok to act like clingy 9th graders at home, but in class the rows behind you will mock you for the entire lecture.
49. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 8:57pm:
(A)SO to knowing all the Gosselins' names and being able to tell them apart. Maybe I could have taken on a couple more credits this semester...
48. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 8:53pm:
SO to the kid who made a SO to the chick with the panda hat. I'm the chick with the panda hat, and your message really made me smile :)
47. Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008 @ 8:47pm:
SO to dry cereal. Don't ever let anyone tell you that you need milk to be delicious. I will eat you as you are. Anytime. Anywhere.
