This Week’s Shout-Outs

1506 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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ASO to acne from finals stress. Thanks to you finals, I will have caked on make up in all of my christmas pictures.

ASO to my t9 for not having coasties in it

SO to this guy I've had a crush on forever. ASO to watching "He's Just Not into You" and realizing he's just not into me.. I'm tired of being the rule. All I want for Christmas is to be his exception!

SO to all the coffee and fiber one bars I've been consuming this week dramatically increasing my shitting frequency. I feel cleaned out. At least I was successful at something this week.

SO to driving to my final this morning at 7:45am. Nothin like zooming away from campus after earning a big fat F.

SO to waking up early to take Adderrall, being pretty damn focused on reading the SOs, and feeling like I can empathize with everything I read...except the girl whose boyfriend stuck gum in her ass. That's pretty messed up hahah

SO to watching this same clip over and over just because it makes me laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT1yTBcourY DSO for finals almost being over (for me) so I can say, "whatevaaaaaa" and peace out this bitch.

ASO the the man handling i received while driving just a moment ago. im drunk..

SO to picking up a guy at the gay bar. SO to being a straight girl. SO to not knowing for certain if he's totally straight. but straight enough to adore me? I'll take that.

SO to Bret Bielema for being at Lucky's Saturday night. DSO to Bret Bielema saying "Hey pretty girl" to me as he left Lucky's Saturday night...you just fulfilled every fantasy I had as a freshman. I love you coach.

ASO to not being able to sleep when I actually have time for it. DASO for being tired all day when I needed to study. Can finals just be done yet? Please...

ASO to having two disastorous final exams.. One where half the class apparently cheated during a fire alarm and the professor is doing his "best to get them expelled, and put in jail". DASO to my second professor who made half the class wait an hour into the final to let them take it...seeing as she was 50 copies short. Really UW?

ASO to joining SugarDaddyforMe.com as a joke and having a UW Health oncologist contact me wanting to meet. Ladies and gentlemen, your prestigious doctor.

ASO to 1314, coastie, you should know that you don't spelling acing as "ace-ing." SO to your shout out being about how smart you are. Maybe smart for a coastie.

aso to the viagra commercial on the shout outs page. wtf? who do they think is on this website?

ASO to my roommate who takes the smelliest shits ever. The entirety of our tiny apartment smells like something crawled up your ass and died. THANKS.

SO to everyone that suffered through that econ exam tonight...daaaaamn

SO to drinking while writing a 10 page paper. It sounds great so far! ASO/SO to being at 10 on the night and not being drunk, or even incoherent.

ASO to my philosophy of religion TA. not only were you 15 minutes late to our exam, but you also grabbed the blue books with only 4 pages in them, in which we had to answer 6 essay questions. well, at least the semester finished the same way it started - horribly disorganized. peace out philosophy 261.

ASO to being so finals crazed that I am getting PISSED that people are taking Adderall. All I can think is that you are just starting up your night while I am getting super sleepy, and therefore will get better grades than me during the exam! I'm sorry for being a big cunt, but I hate all of you who are more badass than myself.

SO to wanting a pet penguin named Ramon. DSO to watching Happy Feet and it reminding me of the Salem Witch Trials and every other religious atrocity because they ban Mumble from the community. Dance on Mumble! Dance on!

SO to the workers at Rheta's who gave me 20 buffalo wings in my order of 15. Your inability to count made my night :)

ASO to gettng more action on a crowded 80 than anywhere else. shit

SO to my TA for trying to hint at what the translations of the words were on my exam to help me bring up my grade, but I think we both know that it wasn't meant to be.

ASO to my boyfriend placing gum in my ass crack and taking 40 minutes to remove it. Piece of advice this is not the way to get a bj...ever

SO to my best friend. You are awesome, but you have been cock-blocking my chances with my ex. I am horny and now he wont go home with me because the three of us are walking back home together and we dont want anyone to know we are hooking up again.

SO to my TA who, since i left my very last exam early, "without permission" chased me down the hallway and said "excuse me, did we give you permission to leave??!!" nope. but i did. do you really expect me to stay put for another 45 minutes?! woman, there is drinking to be done.

SO to finals being that time of year where anything is possible.

SO to the oranges left around college library with a phone number and a cross on it. ASO to being too scared and confused to call. SO to finally calling and having the guys say, "where the fuck is everyone getting these oranges."

ASO to my social work 205 professor for making too few copies of the test and then acting like it's our fault that we're short on tests.

ASO to the final i have in exactly 56 minutes. yeah i started studying about 15 minutes ago... FUCK

SO to doing yoga to my running playlist. Metallica may have cancelled out the calming effects of tree pose, but I've never felt so pumped to hold warrior II pose for 120 seconds!

SO to myself for being a coastie, taking a Math 222 exam in 40 min, and ace-ing it. what's up now sconnie haters.

SO to Stats 371 Chapter 13 notes, section 1.3: Screening Test for a Disease, page 143: "You might be thinking, 'I am not interested in any relationship between sex and lenses.' Fair enough."

SO to putting 10 bucks in the letter I wrote to myself at SOAR. Thank you for the meal today.

SO to seeing the light at the end of the tunnel

ASO to having a toilet paper war with my roommate. Just know that I have my own roll which I take in and out with me so if you think you are somehow sticking it to me, you are wrong.

SO to Organic Chemistry. I know I broke up with you midway through the semester and refused to see you but I'd REALLY love to get back together before Monday... even though I can't promise I'll remember anything about you after. Think about it.

SO to Richard Slaughter. While i have no interest in geology, i loved your class. Not only did you show us a picture of a four headed penis, you also gave away gifts the the graduating seniors in our class. I also really appreciated the hand shake you gave to every member of our class upon handing in our exams, it is professors like you that make exam week a little better. Thank you for a great semester!

SO to being Jewish. If I wasnt't, I would be PISSED about having an exam the day before Christmas eve. DSO to all the Christians who have exams on Wednesday. I feel for ya...

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