1506 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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1466. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 4:10pm:

ASO to the general public. I've been home less than 24 hours, yet I still hate all of you for acting like assholes. SO to the people of Madison for being so nice.

1465. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:47pm:

SO to 1445 and the use of the word 'cooter'; maybe if midwesterners waxed their cooters to avoid the Jiffy-Pop effect they'd happily wear spandex, too!

1464. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:19pm:

SO to the hot brunette in Grainger wearing blue footy pajamas and moccasins.... I think I just fell in love

1463. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 1:45pm:

ASO to relaxing the day after my last final and having this digusting, achey, repulsive feeling that i need to be at the library??? please go away.

1462. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 11:43am:

ASO to the kid in my real estate final who got busted with written formulas on his calculator cover. Sucks to be you cause I got away with it, learn how to cheat pal.

1461. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 10:38am:

ASO to the topic of family conversation my first night home. SO to me realizing i'm a bigger manwhore than my brother. successssssssssss! sorry mom and dad, i know you didn't want to know, but suck it big bro!

1460. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 9:22am:

ASO to getting a D in Music 101. Huge fail.

1459. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 9:16am:

ASO to hearing my roommate and her friend bond over how they don't wash her hands after they use the bathroom. I'm sewing Clorox wipes onto my hands and made sure to let the other roommate know of this filthy secret.

1458. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:53am:

SO to eating a whole cheesecake at 2:30 in the morning. SO for my aunt for sending it to me. ASO to my aunt for sending it to me.

1457. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:52am:

SO to the snowstorm tonight. DSO to the redhead dancing up Regent in her slippery shoes (on purpose) and flailing her arms like a wind up doll.

1456. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:36am:

SO to thinking (hoping?) that "ASO to being secretly gay" is my ex boyfriend. Go ahead and file that under Reasons He Wouldn't Sleep With Me.

1455. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:35am:

ASO to whomever left and trampled my white coat on the floors of Brothers. I know who you are, and I will personally hunt you down and torture you worse than Bellatrix Lestrange tortured Neville's parents. Happy Finals Bitch.

1454. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:32am:

SO to the sexy guy from my philosophy 241 lecture that always sits in the 3rd row from the back on the right. The things I want to do to you make me question my moral character!

1453. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 2:09am:

ASO to the fact that Christmas is 3 days away and half the campus is still stuck here...really exam schedule? Talk about killing the holiday spirit!

1452. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 12:39am:

ASO to getting an email from PlayboyU.com (Playboy University) saying they are closing the website on December 31st, after four years of running. I hope this doesn't discontinue their lists of top party schools. We need to regain our ranking Badgers.

1451. Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 @ 12:09am:

ASO to finding an URO (Unidentified Rotten Object) behind our microwave that has been making our kitchen smell like a dead zone. The plastic bag it was in said chicken. It's some sort of animal remains, that's for sure...ASO to being the one to clean that shit up and I don't even cook.

1450. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 11:47pm:

ASO to 1437. Our bar is far too low? Maybe if YOU'D take the bar you have up your ASS out for about 45 seconds, you'd know that it's so ridiculous it's funny. Listen to them speak. Watch them interact with each other. Then perhaps you'll understand the situation (pun intended).

1449. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 11:15pm:

SO to deciding this is the last Christmas I'm planning on celebrating. While this may sound Scrooge-ish, spend 10 minutes with my family and you'll know why. DSO to no more last minute shopping, awkward gift opening, awful family dinners, after Christmas clean-up, etc.

1448. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 11:05pm:

ASO to saying bye to my friend before she left for Chicago and talking to her 6.5 hours later and still sitting in the same place that she left me..writing the same paper..

1447. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 10:45pm:

delayed SO to my roommate and I for leaving Biddy Martin 3 videos on her facebook of us singing the Halle Berry song but changing the words BIDDDDDDY MARRRRRTIN BIDDY MARTIN. ASO to having to delete them.

1446. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 10:31pm:

ASO to the biggest asshole ever in the Rodgers jersey last night. My roomate kicked you out of her room so you asked to sleep in mine? Seriously?! I am way too nice when I'm drunk but seriously no means no. Then leave without saying good bye and and text said roomate after trying to assault me all night. You are the definition of a d-bag and a disgrace to the Rodgers jersey.

1445. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 10:16pm:

ASO to 1416 who claims coasties = Class. I didn't know that wearing spandex that shows your cooter is classy. I guess all us midwesterners need to get rid of our real pants then...

1444. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 10:15pm:

ASO 10 1424. Bucky is actually pretty good in the sack. SO to Bucky! In the sheets and out!

1443. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 10:13pm:

SO to sleeping with my ex who currently has a gf. Obviously she's not satisfying your needs.

1442. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 9:27pm:

Who the heck clips their fingernails in the quiet section of a library? Who even would clip their fingernails in general in a library? Apparently you sir, the boy who of course has to be located two seats away from you. ASO!

1441. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 9:08pm:

ASO to my brother for announcing my numerous walk of shames to my parents as we walk in the door for christmas break. this is going to be a long 4 weeks...

1440. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 8:52pm:

SO to the guy in Ebling library sitting by a stuffed elephant folding animals and airplanes out of paper to throw at your friend, productive - maybe not but quite entertaining. Throw one my way sometime!

1439. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 7:19pm:

SO to all my fellow Gingers. Let's repopulate!

1438. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 6:28pm:

ASO to lying about having orgasms to guys for five years, I've only ever been able to give myself one. SO to the guy that will someday satisfy my needs... I know you're out there somewhere.

1437. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 6:23pm:

ASO to people who watch Jersey Shore. Your bar for entertainment is way too low.

1436. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 6:15pm:

SO to my roommate who popped a zit during her final and got blood and pus all over her entomology exam. Maybe you'll get extra credit points for reenacting the bursting of the diptera's ptilinum.

1435. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 5:56pm:

ASO for blacking out saturday night and missing my 7am flight yesterday. DASO to getting way to high last night and forgetting to pack any socks for my 6am flight this morning. TASO for cold feet.

1434. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 5:47pm:

SO to coffee tasting like water, but my piss smelling like coffee. Something's wrong with this situation.

1433. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 5:12pm:

SO to whoever invented the vibrator.

1432. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 5:01pm:

SO to coming home and seeing the hot grocery boy that I flirted with over summer. ASO to him not remembering me as one of the many girls he flirted with in the check out line. DASO to this ruining my hometown christmas hookup fantasy...is it time to go back to Madison yet?

1431. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 4:35pm:

SO to finally turning 21 at my favorite establishment, the Nitty Gritty, this Saturday! ASO to realizing that my lifelong dream of having my picture on the wall has still not been accomplished, even after spending over 2 years and a plethora of PH’s there. DASO to my foreign exchange student hookup that got on the wall after less than a semester. WHAT GIVES MARSH?

1430. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 4:34pm:

SO to being a drunken mess last night. ASO to spending the entire morning puking and showing up an hour plus late to my exam. SO to my Professor for giving me a knowing look and letting me take it anyways. DSO TO ACING IT !!!!

1429. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 4:10pm:

ASO to Microsoft Excel 2007. You're going to be obsolete in a few months, so why am I doing 40+ hours of work in a class that teaches me how to use you?

1428. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 4:01pm:

ASO to the douche who broke into my friends car last night, stole all the Christmas presents inside and opened them on her trunk, what kind of low life steals customized bath robes and slippers meant to be a thoughtful gift, enjoy your eternal roast in hell

1427. Monday, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 3:52pm:

SO to two of my friends getting together. ASO to them being the MOST ANNOYING COUPLE EVER. Now I have no friends....... damn.

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