This Week’s Shout-Outs

1506 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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SO to being able to still use Spark Notes to study for finals. I'm supposed to be in college, right?

ASO to my car being so wet after the car wash yesterday that all my locks and gears froze over night. SO to ninja rolling my way into my car through the trunk and folding back seats this morning. Try beating that, pirates!

ASO to whoever stuck their gum under a table on the third floor of Helen C...it's now stuck to my pants. Awesome.

ASO to warped senses of "beauty." I'll give you a hint - fake-baking, make-up layering, fake blonde bleachng, anorexic chest-lacking girls aren't pretty. Case in point - look who Tiger Woods was cheating on for years - that's not how you get and keep a man's attention.

SO to giving my ex, that I'm still madly in love with, a second chance and saving a gorgeous dress for the ocassion that he starts to respect me and ask me out to a nice dinner. The answer is yes because all I wanted for Christmas was you.

SO to discovering that video games CAN be a study aid! Medieval Total War, thank you for helping me learn about the battle of Hastings!

SO to Kobe Bryant. Broken right index finger and you still rock the Bucks in OT. HOLLA AT ME LAKERS FANS!

SO to working in the memorial library computer lab, glancing over at the screen next to me, and getting met with full-on vagina. Sure, it was just some student studying for their anatomy exam (I assume), but my first thought was, "Hey look, a vagina."

SO to spending most of a dorm study session telling freshmen not to freak out over finals. DSO to telling them the way to not freak out is to go off of facebook. ASO to them sneaking off for half an hour to go on facebook. DASO for having to go onto facebook and having to tell them to get off and then getting myself distracted. You little ones are going to be the death of me and my GPA.

SO to being able to drink heavily in four hours. I may have just learned about the harm alcohol can do to my body but at least I will be making an informed choice.

SO to Santa. Use that line and it'll get you outta anything this time of the yea

ASO to our neighbors... We know you really did steal our Mario Cart for our old school N64. Please be in the Christmas spirit and just give it back!! SO to still even playing N64..

SO to my roomie for leaving me a good luck note this morning saying i could wake her up for a hug if i wanted to. It made my morning! Even though you have red hair, I'm glad we're roommates.

ASO to finding mouse droppings ON MY BED! I would rather have found an axe murderer waiting for me.

happy alcoholidays from a badger alum: www.xmaspowerhour.com - you're welcome.

Aso to the sing off. everytime i watch that show i think how much ass kicking the madhatter would do on it

ASO to literally getting 30 minutes of sleep.

SO to my ex-bf for dating someone way uglier than me! Thanks for making the breakup that much easier baby ;)

SO to our History 344 Professor for bringing juice and snacks to the final...it made getting up for a 7:45 final a little less painful

SO to transferring to madison after a semester on the east coast...I'm finally going to be where I belong! P.s. You think the coasties are bad there...imagine what they are like here in their natural habitat... On wisconsin!

HASO to horrifying cramps on the day of my worst final. Really mother nature? You couldn't have waited a few hours? Maybe sent a snow storm instead?

ASO to my roommate for insinuating i have stds via shout outs...really??

ASO to nutri sci...why didn't anybody warn me?? also, legumes.legumes.legumes...why???

ASO to college for making me look my absolute shittiest...i swear i was prettier, skinnier and smarter in high school

SO to my Philosophy 101 T.A....please shave your beard before our final exam so we can see if you really are as fine as we imagine :)

SO to listening to Harry Potter 7 on itunes instead of studying for my final in the morning. Clearly a much better use of my time. DSO to my new strategy, bringing my wand instead of my pencil....accio A+!!!

SO to girls who think they're really cool because they (pretend to) have an interest in football. (You're not cool.)

SO to being able to see the guy in the white button down and tie so dancing on a table so clearly through the two way mirrored study room on the third floor of Helen C. And you thought you were safe...

SO to finals week! It's like the midterm weeks but without classes. Seriously am I the only one that enjoys finals?

Shout out to the kid at College Library who screamed as he left like good old Jerry Maguire "I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do and FREAK OUT!" I should have gone with him.

SO/ASO to me still being madly in love with my ex gf and having a spare 200 bucks saved up only for the occasion that she would want me back and to take a badger bus to madison, the other 162 dollars would be for a very nice dinner

SO to craving, purchasing, and eating an entire jar of dill pickles at 10:30pm wtf, i thought i was on birth control! oh wait, it's just finals week...

ASO to college library for providing the perfect time and place for me and 5 past hookups to be in the same room together at the same time. FIVE! wow, i'm a slut.

ASO to anyone who hasn't attended a single lecture all sememster and is still passing, and to cheese ruffles for being a great study buddy

SO to my foreign friends constant use of outdated american phrases. Knowing you was off the hook. see you later alligator

SO To my wonderful girlfriend that decided that I am cheating on her because another girl wrote on my wall on Facebook. Stay awesome bitch

SO to my ears for finally fucking popping. It's been a long 4 days.

SO to the girl in college that just pulled a cookie out of her shirt and gave it to her friend. Yum?

SO to Google trends. Did you know that "boobs" is searched more than "god" in Pakistan. Me neither. I'm gonna fail calc.

ASO to people who refer to "finals as taking away from my drinking." I don't know what you do after finals but I get completely wasted and make up for that time lost, and then some.

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