1506 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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1026. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:59pm:

ASO to accidental celibacy.

1025. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:49pm:

aso to the dumb b in the 2nd floor computer lab of HCW who took a chair from another computer to put her purse on. seriously?! you are sitting at a table, which is a flat surface perfectly capable of holding your purse. stop being a selfish bitch.

1024. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:44pm:

ASO to the dumbass in the Human Sexuality review session who answered the question "How does HIV spread?" with the answer "saliva". Really?

1023. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:43pm:

SO to the girl in the 3rd floor quiet study room in College library for standing on a chair in order to take out her Chinese food without making noise. Fail? I think yes.

1022. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:42pm:

SO to Tiger Woods for taking over the spot in the media's collective heart that was previously held by Jon & Kate Plus 8. At least he's famous for actually being good at something.

1021. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:29pm:

So to taking a great dump during finals week. There is something so satisfying about having a full-to-capacity brain and empty bowels.

1020. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:28pm:

SO to my mom, I knew it would someday pay off to have you close by - a mere hop skip and a jump from your office and behold Chinese at my table at Steenbock! ASO to you forgetting a fork and 5 of your students stopping you on your quest to give me my food.

1019. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:23pm:

SO to my roommate's version of a study break telling us to stay away from carrots and broomsticks when masturbating because they both have led to deaths. Guess i'll stick to what I know best.

1018. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:07pm:

SO to listening to the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie soundtrack while studying for finals. Those little guys make it impossible to get stressed out!

1017. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:06pm:

SO to Julia, I'm sorry I died in your bathroom last night. I need my grey polo back.

1016. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:03pm:

SO to the Jersey Shore for teaching me to be thankful for the Coasties we have here at Wisconsin...clearly, it could be much worse.

1015. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 3:02pm:

ASO to me being in the middle of the 2nd floor of College and being so overwhelmed that I want to stand up and scream "THIS IS MADNESS!" SO to me picturing the cute guy a few tables over to stand up, magically be wearing Spartan armor, and yell "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" The 22nd can't come soon enough..

1014. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 2:58pm:

ASO to living in fear of my roommate catching me on fb or the SO's. i have to be on constant standby for her arrival so i can quickly switch to my wisc tab before i get the evil glare and drawn out scolding about not spending my time usefully. i miss living with my real mom!

1013. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 2:13pm:

SO to 994; I'm dating a guy just like that...Good to know another girl also realized that the good-looking assholes/"bad boys" are not the best for boyfriend material. As Carrie Bradshaw said, "Men who are good looking are never good in bed--because they never had to be."

1012. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 1:40pm:

SO to my french canadian bio TA for saying the overhead projector needed Viagra when the mirror kept falling down. DSO to him taping it up with masking tape then proceeding to look at the roll and mumble "i may need this tonight" I knew it was cold in Canada but really?

1011. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 1:03pm:

ASO to my friend for telling me that "round is a shape" after i told her that i'm not in the greatest shape.

1010. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:52pm:

Huge-Ass Anti Shout Out to the fuckhead mugger who attacked a 19 year old UW student on Tuesday night. Students, let's be careful out there. http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_b5ac29a4-ea64-11de-8ee1-001cc4c03286.html

1009. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:40pm:

(A)SO to strangers bearing brita water pitchers. be wary. they're not always water-drink slowly.

1008. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:38pm:

SO to my friends and i having a conversation at Frank's about what it would be like to have your clit located on a random/more public place...say, your arm. DSO to us cracking up whenever we use a pointer finger to caress said spot. TSO to realizing there was a table full of people behind us who were judging us. judge on: we know you're just jealous that you dont get to pleasure our arm-clits.

1007. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:24pm:

SO to people complaining that there is no fun at college. As someone who graduated recently i beg to differ. I am having the time of my life. Moving to a new place, no stress of work over the weekend and having money to do things is awesome!

1006. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:23pm:

ASO to the people outside of 420 W. last night moaning while walking down the streets at 1am. I know finals really blow, but turning into a gang of moaning myrtles isn't the best way of dealing with it.

1005. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:22pm:

SO to the boy carrying a hot chocolate dispenser on his back, offering a drink to all the library goers. The suprising hint of mint was delicious.

1004. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:17pm:

ASO to that damn Zales commercial where everyone says "I love you." Way to put a big fucking elephant in the room while I'm watching TV with my boyfriend.

1003. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:07pm:

ASO to everytime i see the word "situation" while studying, i think of "mike, the situation" from the Jersey Shore.

1002. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 12:04pm:

SO to my roommate for tying up our little SO competition up. You may be beating me in hookups, but you may also be beating me in STDs.

1001. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 11:38am:

SO fencing class being a 50 minute session of "that's what she said"

1000. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 10:57am:

SO to starting off all of my best papers with different quotes from Vince Lombardi. It isn't on purpose, but come on--the man's a genius! DSO to being a girl and surprising all of my TAs with my unconditional love for the Packers.

999. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 10:42am:

SO to winter break!! Thank god you are here and I get to spend an entire month away from my super nasty ass bitchy roommates. Hope Santa brings you all new personalities for Christmas....

998. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 10:10am:

ASO to Bob Marley. You've been dead for 28 years, yet you continue to live on in every Pandora station I have, no matter how many times I thumbs down you. I don't want to hear your happy melodies during finals. Go Away.

997. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 9:56am:

Follow up SO to subject of 919. Do you use that phrase on every hot guy? I thought I was special... Eh, I'd still do you.

996. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 9:50am:

ASO to drinking so much coffee my pee is starting to smell like a freshly brewed cup of joe.

995. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 9:49am:

ASO to wondering if I should be panicking more than the rest of the world seems to be. I'm showering, sleeping, and eating normally during finals week.

994. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 9:40am:

SO to choosing men based on their intelligence, character and how well they treat people which makes them incredibly sexy on the outside. ASO to the inevitable "you're out of his league." Eigth grade called, they want their date selection process back.

993. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 9:10am:

DASO to also googling wearing a sock on your penis and coming up with a yahoo answers about someone (probably the pee-in-ear-guy) wondering if it will make make a dick bigger. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080204111931AA1Ufhu

992. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 9:05am:

ASO to the cute boy from work never asking me out. Stop looking at me like that if you don't want to date me!

991. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 8:59am:

SO to people who do play piano in the Union lobby and at the HSLC. I thoroughly enjoy when you play the piano while I'm studying. It's one of the reasons I choose to study at those places. Thus, ASO to those fucking imbeciles complaining when a public piano is being played by the public. You piss me off. There are about 1000 other places around this campus you could study that actually don't have pianos in them. STOP HATIN'.

990. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 8:09am:

SO to finding a snowblower next to the milk vending machine in AG Hall. Could this happen anywhere other than UW? God I love this school! I will truly miss you when I graduate this weekend.

989. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 5:17am:

ASO to the college-library worker webcaming loudly during finals week. We come here to recover from our hangovers and cram for finals, not listen to you attempt to flirt. SO to him learning the girl he was webcaming with was underage. That conversation got awkward real quick. You obviously can't get girls on campus, what makes you think you'll have better luck online, when they can still see you?

988. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 4:10am:

SO to whichever hockey boy can figure out what other hockey boy was left lying naked in his bed tonight. DSO to getting mine before i left...

987. Wednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 @ 2:58am:

SO to all the talk of library hookups. That alone makes me want to actually start going there.

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