1506 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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946. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 7:28pm:

ASO to the target commercial that suggests santa's elves suck at making toys. where the FUCK do you get off?

945. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 7:00pm:

SO to all those who need a sexy study break. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkLA9DOrpk

944. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:50pm:

ASO to instinctively putting my hand under the automatic Purell dispenser at the SAC elevators... with my mittens on. Damn you H1N1 preventative habits.

943. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:27pm:

SO to the 50-something guy hanging out in starbucks watching GLEE on his computer all afternoon. ASO to the way creepy married couple sitting next to me in starbucks, loudly signing their divorce papers over a cup of coffee.

942. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:17pm:

SO to finding some info on DEKAH: I think that he(/she?) is a somewhat infamous graffiti artist whose name can be seen written in public places in Madison, especially on campus. see comments on bottom of: http://auiynhyg.thiswayeast.com/2009/05/putting-on-my-sunday-best-edition/#more-1739.

941. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:16pm:

SO to being a wise and distinguished alumni. Here is some advice to anyone facing graduation - fail enough exams next week to stay another semester...you'll thank me.

940. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:14pm:

HASO to ABC remaking Rudolph and the island of misfit toys. Why do you mess with something that was sooo perfect?! You ruined my christmas.

939. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:10pm:

SO to icicles hanging from my goatee and mustache. a little annoying and cold, but damn i feel just like old man winter. bring it.

938. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:09pm:

SO to mother's and father's going horribly into debt so their kids can be happy come Xmas morning with lots of lavish gifts. Keep it coming!

937. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 6:05pm:

ASO to all the people who choose to whine and complain about their boyfriends and girlfriends through SOs. Seriously, get your act together and buy them a rose already.

936. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 5:48pm:

ASO to my ex-boyfriend who goes to UMich, I just fucked your best friend last weekend.

935. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 5:38pm:

SO to the chick sitting across from me at college library right now reading "understanding human sexuality." you are just plain sexy

934. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 5:37pm:

ASO to the people on my floor who think that yelling the same inane bullshit at the top of their lungs is the pinnacle of entertainment and hilarity. You'd think that after multiple writeups and meetings with the dorm supervisor that they would realize that they are being assbags and pissing people off.

933. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 5:13pm:

ASO to finals only increasing the amount of solo drinking and cigarette smoking. At this pace I will be bald and have emphysema before I even get half way finished with this shit.

932. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 5:12pm:

ASO so being lazy and ordering overpriced sushi online, when, 20 dollars and 50 minutes later, i only throw it out because its the most repulsive thing i've ever seen

931. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:47pm:

SO to once being �satisfied� in the stacks at memorial library. ASO to now being single, horny, and still studying at memorial, only this time wishing you�d come play just like the good old days...

930. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:42pm:

ASO to myself for literally losing it this week. Not only did I light the wrong burner when trying to cook a burger but i was actually convinced it was changing colors and cooking..just very slowly. DASO to my brain frying and not that burger

929. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:41pm:

SO to Five Guys. Yeah I noticed you switched from Styrofoam to paper cups. Way to save the environment, Props!

928. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:38pm:

SO to the fine gentleman in my French class who is the embodiment of everything that was good about the 70s. Feathered hair, button-down shirt with the top three buttons open to reveal a nest of chest hair, a gold chain, and a self-professed love of "jacuzzis and romance." I'm gonna miss that.

927. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:28pm:

SO to reading about the effects of methylphenidate while on Ritalin. DSO to reading that it actually improves handwriting, and immediately noticing that my notes do look a lot neater than they usually do.

926. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:18pm:

SO to no showering during finals...i'm nasty...I'm glad my professor called me out infront of my giant lecture when I'm at my greasiest. Thats exactly how I wanted to be remembered

925. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:10pm:

HUGE SO to my dates friend and my friend having sex in the stairwell outside her apartment friday night, unknowingly IN FRONT OF THE SECURITY CAMERA. while walking in to her apartment today she was told it sounded like a crazy party, only to be shown a picture and the video footage of her friend and my friend getting jiggy with it...when she called me and told me the story, i asked her how it felt to have just watched a low grade porno. SO to the fact that it wasn't shown to her until now, meaning someone had watched it while it was happening, and the fact that someone was using it until today, even though it happened friday.

924. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:10pm:

(A)SO to the things one says after a Nitty power hour. SO to my roommate for apparently patiently listening to my sexual history as it pertains to our living room couch.

923. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:07pm:

SO to my roommate almost telling me I'm the "bomb diggity," but refraining in horror of going too 90s. Let's bring it back.

922. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:05pm:

ASO to the first connect the dot puzzle in the Diversions. Can someone please tell me what it was supposed to look like?

921. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:03pm:

SO to seeing people from college life around campus and trying so hard not to laugh. I wonder how much they regret that?

920. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 4:00pm:

HSO to disney's new movie, "Rachel and the Dragon"!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHA it's even better than the coastie song http://ramascreen.com/rachel-and-the-dragon-features-disneys-first-jewish-american-princess/

919. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:54pm:

SO to real-life shout outs on the sidewalks. Especially the dee-liiiisious brunette who exclaimed, "Well, hellllo-OOO" on State St. Sunday night. Your smile made up for sounding like Mrs. Doubtfire... almost.

918. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:48pm:

SO to the competition my roommate and i are having on the number of SOs we get posted. The scores 3-0 bitch.

917. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:42pm:

SO to being so close to it being break, meaning being able to "watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me"...holla

916. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:41pm:

ASO to finding out more of my boyfriend's roommate's bizarre habits. First, you peed in a cup and poured it into your ear. Now, you tell me that when it gets really cold out you put a sock on your dick to keep it warm. Why? More to come I'm sure.

915. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:41pm:

SO to being a sconnie, growing up in the cold weather, and being able to wear shorts still. ASO to people who think I wear shorts because I'm trying to act hard. Seriously! They are just more comfortable.

914. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:31pm:

HASO to anyone who doesn't shower during finals week. For THREE soapy minutes, you eliminate: 1) your personal disgustingness, 2) the discomfort of anyone sitting near you, 3) the misconception that your lack of hygiene will make you cool. Take some time from your Facebook habit - you do not need to creep on your friend's roommate's ex-boyfriend's weekend hook-up for the third time this week. And you do not need to write a shout out about how you stink. Shower, please.

913. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:02pm:

HASO to Steenbock wireless printers. Thank you for screwing me over on the day that my 13-page research paper was due. Like a bad Friday hookup, your connection failure was extremely frustrating, your lack of output disappointing, and you completely failed to fulfill my urgent needs. I'm taking my ass over to memorial, where the printers satisfy me upfront.

912. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:01pm:

A big ol' SO to guys everywhere. Cut your toenails. Just do it. Trim those puppies!

911. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 3:01pm:

ASO to signing up for email newsletters and then never being able to unsubscribe, no matter how many times you click the link or reply with the word "UNSUBSCRIBE" in the subject line. Dear FOX Broadcasting Company, I was 15 when I signed up for your newsletter because I wanted on Ryan Atwood in the worst kind of way and you lured me in with promises of member benefits such as cast pictures. 5 years later, I don't watch any of your mediocre programing and I want you to stop spamming my inbox! And no, I don't want to have a snowball fight against my favorite FOX star, damnit!

910. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:54pm:

ASO to the placard on the table at Helen C telling me to "Avoid Caffeine and Energy Drinks" during finals week. Only if you want me to fail...

909. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:52pm:

AHSO to the jackass who plays piano everday around 11 am at the Union quiet study area right next to the sign that says "don't play the piano til after 5". The retarded smile you give us when you're asked nicely to stop and then ignore us completely makes me feel better about my mental stability. ASO to the next guy or girl who gives that guy a cock-punch.

908. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:51pm:

SO to the best math TA ever, Jaeho. We called him the Chuck Norris of calculus. We asked if he knew who Chuck Norris is and responded "Chuck Norrises?" This guy is bigger than Chuck himself!

907. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:40pm:

ASO to still not knowing what DEKAH is. Anybody? I feel like a freshman....

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