1506 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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906. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:35pm:

SO to douchebags who walk 3 deep on the sidewalks. You're not going to like me very much when I take you down with me into that pile of snow. Just saying...

905. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:34pm:

ASO to the fact that there have been NO shout-outs about the last Bio 152 lecture with Rouse. The guy is a ginger, digs flatworms out of kitten vomit, and he ended the semester with a poem about happiness and crystals? Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but I was more interested in hints for the exam. Thanks for that. SO to hoping you encounter some Devil's Snare whilst working in your plant lab, wack-o.

904. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:32pm:

ASO to being interested in the one guy at the entire school who actually has morals. Thank you for making the end of my semester sexless!

903. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:28pm:

SO to the guy who works the M-C Donwalds (McDonalds in Scottish) drive through. You're (legitimately) the male version of Oprah. You're all getting Chicken Sandwiches! MCCHICKENS FOR EVERYONE! And That's. Not. All. YOUUUURRR ALLL GETTTTINNNGGGG FRIEEEESSS TOOOOO! You da (insert expletive here) best!

902. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:19pm:

Follow up ASO to not only having forgotten my winter coat at home over Thanksgiving, but also realizing that there's a hole in the toe of my boot.

901. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:16pm:

SO to finally being single again and able to fully enjoy my weekends. Get ready guys..my last final is on Saturday and i plan to completely enjoy my new relationship status.

900. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:07pm:

ASO to those freshman boys who made fun of me for being a fast walker as i blazed past them. some of us like to get to class on time. ASO to those on campus who walk slowly on paved, no longer icy sidewalks. y'all need to pick up the pace!

899. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:02pm:

ASO to finals. Do you really expect me to memorize everything from the beginning of the semester until now? WHATS THE POINT!??!?!

898. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 2:01pm:

ASO to my girlfriend whose tonsils are so swollen that i cant get head.

897. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:57pm:

ASO to guys who aren't ready to be in a relationship, FYI we pretty much were in relationship... SO to myself for deciding to forgive you because the new girl you are "just friends" with is horribly ugly, and now you get to see me leave the bars with people better looking than you.

896. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:57pm:

ASO to dorms preserving energy when it's 10 degrees out. I love the planet, but doing homework with gloves on is not an easy task.

895. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:54pm:

SO to my philosophy 101 professor to making my last class of the semester the most boring 75 minutes ever. try to write more legibly too.. that's why half of your students are getting Cs.

894. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:26pm:

HDASO to all the shoutouts from girls talking about how slutty they are. Take some tips for women on this campus, like myself, who actual have pride and self-respect. As a New Years resolution, do all the females a favor and consider closing your damn legs and quit perpetuating the "easy college girl" stereotype. Happy Holidays Hoes! (note the alliterations, that is if you even know what that is).

893. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:23pm:

SO to graduating this weekend! ASO to having to leave everything I love about this school. The ultimate bittersweetness.

892. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:18pm:

ASO to myself for hiding around a corner at night waiting for somebody in our Witte "assassins" game. SO to the girls who said "OMG, look at that guy, hes so creepy!" ASO to myself again for sitting there for 20 minutes in the cold and not even "killing" my target.

891. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:12pm:

ASO to the wind for drying my face out making me look like a crusty old man. DASO to this happening during the "no-shower" finals week, and it completely eliminating my chances of getting laid before Christmas.

890. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:11pm:

SO to the cadlab in Vilas, it's one of the only rooms on campus that completely allows you to completely loose all sense of time with absolutely no knowledge of the outside world. DSO to everyone who found that out last night pulling an all-nighter to finish their drafting final: it's almost over!

889. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 1:10pm:

SO to the girl in front of me posting a stupid shout out

888. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:55pm:

SO to my CA 100 class (028) I'm gonna miss you guys! It was a fun semester.

887. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:54pm:

SO to the guy who helped me get away from a squirrel that was absolutely nutz and probably had rabies. ASO to the squirrel for chasing me down a hill, trapping me between a ledge and a car, and scaring me shitless on my way to class.

886. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:42pm:

SO to realizing I am more than willing to overlook serious personality flaws in potential dates if there's even a minimal possibility they are in the armed forces. High and tight? Yes, please.

885. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:39pm:

ASO to the fire alarm in the humanities building. If its riot proof, there's got to be a fire-proof safe room somewhere in that crazy building where everyone could go, as opposed to waiting outside with the -6 wind chill. ASO to defrosting my toes.

884. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:37pm:

ASO to the chick blasting classical music next to me in the library. The mozart effect ain't gonna help you now bitch!

883. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:29pm:

ASO to boys who have new girlfriends but constantly inform their old ones of how perfect and amazing they are. You are a douche, and even your bitter ex girlfriend feels sorry for your new one!

882. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:29pm:

ASO to the huge group of freshman taking their sweet time walking to class past the Chem building on Monday morning bragging to each other about how they went out on Sunday night.Some of us actually want to get to class on time and do well in school... Have fun at Milwaukee next year.

881. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:27pm:

SO TO MY 21ST BIRTHDAY on the 15th! AND MY RECORD BEING 17-3 WITH MY REAL ID BEFORE I WAS 21! YEAH I NEVER NEEDED A FAKE EXCEPT THREE BARS THAT SAID I WASNT 21. WOOOOOOO SO, SO, SO, SO x 10000000 FOR GOOD TIMES WITH MY REAL ID

880. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 12:09pm:

SO to my ex for cheating on me with one of the homeliest girls i have ever seen (and that is putting it nicely). Thank you for making this so much easier. I was way too hot for you anyways.

879. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 11:51am:

SO to my ass-hole of a teacher who just had a thirteen year old boy moment when his voice cracked in lecture...haha sweet revenge.

878. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 11:47am:

A/SO to 839: 1) Yes. 1.5) We can't justify spending $160 on footwear; especially since they will be trashed in one winter. 2) We're straight, remember? 3) Citation, please. 3.5) Principles > "sexual favors" (well, maybe not...)

877. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 11:37am:

ASO to the unknown boxers in my bed, a broken desk, and not knowing whose fist my face had a date with the other night...

876. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 11:27am:

SO to sex for allowing me to keep my house at 58 degrees and still be warm. To the less fortunate, SO to every man's best friends Jane and Jill for doing the same thing. To single ladies, ASO for being single. Just say the word you naughty thing and I'll gladly put my big lump of coal in your stocking.

875. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 11:23am:

SO to Oprah for finally throwing in the towel. Somehow you've managed to end countless marriages with out ever being in one yourself...

874. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 11:03am:

How do female TA's not realize the sexual connotation in the phrase, "Just swing by my office and put your hard copy in my box?"

873. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:50am:

SO to Professor Richard Davis saying "I'll share anything...except my girlfriend."

872. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:47am:

ASO to my ex-boyfriend's friends who made their moves as soon as we broke up. No honor among thieves?

871. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:45am:

SO to hooking up's 1st law: if you shave your legs in anticipation, it won't happen. If you figure it won't happen and don't shave your legs, it probably will.

870. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:39am:

SO to whoever found the $20 i lost yesterday. Merry/Happy Chrismahanikwanzika to you! I hope you put it to good use :)

869. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:22am:

ASO to wind and snow falling..not because its cold..but because i can no longer eye-fuck guys on my way to class. but SO to not having to look at guys ive actually fucked and never wanted to see again....shit...im a slut.

868. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:13am:

ASO to the cops roaming through College and giving me a hard time for leaving my computer unattended while I filled up my water bottle. Even when I'm studying, you find me. DASO to not being able to concentrate for the last half hour fearing they will find some way to get me in trouble. If I fail my Poli Sci final, I blame you.

867. Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009 @ 10:04am:

ASO to my stress ball for exploding all over me when I squeezed it. You have not relieved my stress. You have added to it, and you have covered me in white powder.

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